Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have
your order please, sir."
Operator : "Can I have your
multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........
on.......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr.. Singh
and you're calling from 17, Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your
office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling
from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone
numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I
order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea
Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
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Operator : "According to your medical records,
you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level
Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our
Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for
sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular
Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I
give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that
cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $49.9! "
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator :
"I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit
and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including
the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I
have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy
arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached
your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just
send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take
anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can
always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: "
What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own
a
Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator :
"Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't
you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We
normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.......
"
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator "Better watch your language Sir.
Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman...?"
Customer: Faints...!!! L L L
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
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